Alpha Solipsists

Alpha Solipsists is the original organization that recognizes
only myself, and denies the existence of everyone else.

Join today! It's the closest you will ever come to existence!

Think of the relief you'll feel by accepting nothingness,
and the necessary vacuity permeating all you have ever done,
and all you will ever do.

Just place your down payment when you cross paths with
The Existent.
"Even though you don't exist, your money is good with me."

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